You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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