I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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