Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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