JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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