Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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