He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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