I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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