He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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