Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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