Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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