I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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