They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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