Nicole vs. Life
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Randomize
