Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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