Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
