she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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