Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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