that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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