Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You ruined the universe
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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