Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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