is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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