we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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