He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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