I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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