"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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