real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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