Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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