I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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