I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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