And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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