turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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