I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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