This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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