remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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