I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
we should paint friendship bongs
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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