this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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