? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
birth control should be required to get into college
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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