I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
home. puking in laundry basket.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
my liver is dry heaving
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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