hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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