Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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