I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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