My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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