So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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