Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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