My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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