OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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