Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
