Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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