I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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