did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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